Scroll on down for a few more jokes that will make you scream, or at least groan ~ and some helpful tips for Trick-or-Treating!


Happy Halloween!
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Enjoy!

Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

What do you get when you scare a ghost?
A handfull of sheet.

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.".

What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist





Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating

10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in the ground.

9. Any house made of gingerbread.

8. Any house that has ornamental lawn Hell Hounds.

7. Any house whose only entrance is through the basement.

6. Any house where all the windows are glowing with eerie green light.

5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"

4. Any house where the trophy animal heads on the walls are talking.

3. Any house that has a bloody wood chipper prominently displayed in the front yard.

2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses.

And the number 1 house to avoid...

1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.









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